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SATISFIED FAPPERS SERVED Married & Exploring Sexuality with Kinky Fuckery | Wifey and I are going on vacation next week, 4 weeks in total. I'm trying to put together a sexy checklist for us to complete. Do you have any ideas of where to find one online ? Or sexy ideas for us to do together?

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allforcaramelwifey asked: Wifey and I are going on vacation next week, 4 weeks in total. I'm trying to put together a sexy checklist for us to complete. Do you have any ideas of where to find one online ? Or sexy ideas for us to do together?

From both of us:  we tried a quick google search and found nothing, either. BUT if it were US, we’d make a checklist of the following:

1. Have some kind of sex at least ONCE on the conveyance taking you on the vacation.  If you’re on an airplane, join the mile high club! or, sneak into the bathroom together. Maybe a little fingering and/or handjob under the little fleece blankets they provide?  If you’re in your car, this should be easy! Blowjob while driving, a quickie in a rest stop or in a secluded pulloff spot in the backseat, etc.  Cruise ship? No explanation needed! Sundeck at night, in your stateroom, etc.

2. Hotel:  Raunchy hotel sex! Make it a goal to have a neighbor call the front desk about your noise level. Use things in the room to have fun…last weekend we were on vacation and there was a kitchenette in the room. I set (S) on top of the bar and sat in a barstool and licked her to death. I used ice cubes from the drink bucket to cool her clit off and on.  I used the clips on the clothes hangers to make impromptu nipple clamps! I took some wrist and ankle ties from home and we tied each other to the bed. We fucked standing up, leaning over the desk…with the curtain open just enough for someone to see in.  Role play! Leave something there “in secret” for the next guest…like a note under the bed explaining how many times you rocked those bedsprings.  :) Someday, someone will find it!

3. Public/tourist attractions: see what you can get away with! How cool would it be for you to have a private picture getting your cock sucked in front of the Washington Monument, for example! Or on the courthouse steps at the state capital? Or standing on a rock at the Grand Canyon?  

4. Agree to do something, anything you’ve never done before! The two of you together should be able to think of one thing you can experience for the first time, and do it on your vacation together. What a memory to share!

5. Public role play: go somewhere together, and then split up for 30 minutes while one goes in alone. Pick the other one up. Role play as if you don’t know each other. use a different name, act like you’re meeting for the first time.  One could be a prostitute and the other an undercover detective, if you want to play fantasy roles. Or a foreign tourist and an off-duty “tour guide.” A college girl on vacation and a rich business man out to be a sugar daddy. Make it sexy and have fun with it. 

thanks for your question…that was fun! Would you mind letting us know how it all turns out? We’re curious!

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    Fun suggestions!
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